My life has gotten a bit bizarre, but in a delightful way…here are some things that are (mostly) true. Can you figure out what is slightly exaggerated?
A. I have a boyfriend and a husband and a girlfriend and they not only know ABOUT each other, they know and like each other.
B. I have a boyfriend who has had sex with or been adjacent to sex with all of my other partners.
C. I set a goal of having a threesome by the end of the year 2020 but fell into a sixsome instead.
D. I rented a room in a seedy Motel 6, but turned in my keys at 11:00 p.m. and left.
E. I had anal sex and then stood next to the governor at a prayer breakfast.
F. I have used ex-lovers for business referrals, expertise and career advice, including dental work and .
G. My partner sent pictures of our discarded clothes on the floor to his boss every time for six months.
H. I brought some wax penises as a birthday gift to a friend of my partners who had recently gotten out of jail.
I. At a trans-friendly sex party, I was the only woman and kicked the sex part off by starting on the first floor bed with my partner.
J. At a sex party, we won the dance contest.