The Weirdest Date Ever?

I wish there were more witnesses…

I generally call these “Stories from the Vault” but this one just happened and oh my, it was so strange. You’ll have to bear with me as I spool out this tale, because it has gaps. That’s part of the nature of the weirdness. I have however, compared notes with my partner who was there, and our friend we were texting. I’ll also note where some errors in judgment were…